Beautiful

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I found this mirror and they said it was magic
who cares what they think, who speaks of logic

I've never been beautiful, and am getting distraught
wistful and wishful, here are my thoughts

Here, mirror, just listen, and listen to me true
Here's my short list of all things you could do

Because its been so long that I had any "Wow!"
I want the full package, and I want it now!

I'm already smart, I'd like to be beautiful too
I'd like dreamy eyes, one green one blue

I'd like lovely hair, any color would be fine
gold, black or brown, it must always shine

An hourglass figure would be a good thing for a start
It's a small thing I ask for, I'm already smart

What's that you ask? "Do you need more conceit?"
Don't bother, dear mirror, I'm already full of it

My short list isn't as long as a "fluffy head" one
I don't want things altered and stuffed with silicone

I'd like ten or maybe twenty some years off my face
I'd like glowing bright skin, like those other kinds of race

I'd like bright pink lips like a watermelon-tangerine
Long curly lashes like Saudi's Camel Beauty Queen

Long legs would be good, make them soft and smooth please
So I can wear all those lovely mini dresses they release

The neck is important, make it really long and slender
Give me lovely body odor, just stick all flowers in a blender

Oh, yes before I end this, how about flashy white teeth
An oval face, soft eyebrows, nose just large enough to breathe

And wait, fingers are important, make 'em real slim and long
And finally, my voice, make it honey-sweet and strong

Here you go mirror, that's your work for the day
I'm leaving for groceries, will touch base later today.

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10 March 2018
Bugged. No time to buy clothes. Mail ordered dress won't fit. Looked fine on the model. Cheats. Waiting to leave for groceries :-)